Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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