i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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