Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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