and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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