I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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