im gay
i know
yea but for you.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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