If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My bed smells like the plague
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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