Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My hand turned me down
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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