Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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