i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All I want is dick and wine.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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