She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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