Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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