i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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