If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Randomize
