Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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