In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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