Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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