I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
