i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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