Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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