I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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