Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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