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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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