are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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