Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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