Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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