i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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