Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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