that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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