White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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