You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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