p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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