Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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