: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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