you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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