The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i think i have two assholes
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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