Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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