I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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