we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
this will be a night to untag.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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