Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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