Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize