Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
accomplished twins. life is a go
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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