Buhtt sex?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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