he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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