i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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