found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
