it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
i think im in europe. pls send help
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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