EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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