im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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