that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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