butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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