i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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