scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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