Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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