oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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