he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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